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| 2 | Bos Vegas FC | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 13 | 22 | 15 |
| 3 | Newtown FC | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 21 | 13 | 15 |
| 4 | Holdenhurst Harriers | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 11 | 20 | 13 |
| 5 | Straight Through Crew | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 10 | 20 | 13 |
| 6 | Sheffield Thursday | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 11 | 16 | 12 |
| 7 | Borussia Munchonballsach | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 9 |
| 8 | Romasexuals | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 25 | 32 | -7 | 6 |
| 9 | Michu at De Gea Bar | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 42 | -20 | 6 |
| 10 | Sarum Knights | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 14 | 26 | -12 | 3 |
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